Russell Terrier Toy Review
All toys featured on this page have been
given Cozmo's approval ratting (or is that rating?)!
||- AWESOME! I NEED ANOTHER ONE!!!
||- It's a heckuva lotta fun!
||- Eh, I've had more fun with the cat toys
||- If there's nothing else around, it's not
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|4 Rat Ratings
||Creme de la Creme of
This guy RULES!! It's so big and so floppy - I still have mine around, minus a few legs.
He came with me all the way to Jackapalooza in Indiana this past summer - you MUST
get one of these!!!
|Mojo the Monkey Boy
||Mojo is a toy I met through my
Boy Brody of Robin Hill
There are many breeds of mojo - Mojo Giraffe, Mojo Lion, Mojo Rhino, etc. But the Monkey
Boy is the best! HE has the most strings to pull out and leave all over the carpet! Your
parent's will LOVE this one! hahaha!!
NOTE: Usually found in Target, Wal-Mart for ~$3 - they sell them at grocery stores for
more than $7 !! DO NOT let your parents waste their money when they could buy you TWO for
the price of one supermarket Mojo!!
|This is my pal Duckie and his
family. Duckie has seen me through many an ordeal - posing
for last year's Christmas photo, my visit to Dr. ShineyKnife, the kennel, etc.
My point being, a duckie can be a Jack's best friend - and he's machine washable! (P.S. My
duckie is the one sitting on his butt! He's so COOL!)
||Now, doesn't this look like the
true face of EVIL??!! This is the furry likeness of the Jack Enemy SHIPALEENA!!!
We Jacks at JRO are united in fighting
the curse of Shippy and her demon spawn!! I had one of these and ripped her to pieces -
grrr! Shippy, I will get you yet girl!!!!
|3 Rat Ratings
||These are pretty good
|Water Kong Toy
||Well, I don't have one of these,
but my good friend Miss Dixie does, and boy, does she love
it! Her mom throws it in the water for her and she swims to go and get it. Maybe if
I get one, it will get a higher rating! hahaha!
|Buddy Glow Ball
||These glow balls can be pretty
cool - a nice change of pace from the ordinary tennis ball. You can play with these
at night when your parents are trying to sleep - it will drive them crazy!! Just try it
and see for yourself!!!
||Well, I must say these are
pretty fun to chase - they are funny lookin', so your hooman might throw these more often
than a regular frisbee. I personally prefer the squirrel - the cat could get me in
trouble around here!
|Bungee Weiner Dogs
||When I first opened the box
containing this toy, I was a bit skeptical if Bungee Weiner Dog would stand up to my kind
of punishment. It's been 3 weeks and all he is missing is one of his ears - I have
to hand it to this guy!! He is lots of fun to carry around and even has a rattle as
well as a sqeaker (so when you kill the squeaky, you can still have fun!) I would
definitely ask Mommy for another one!!
|Tennis Ball Tugger
||A good game of tug is paradise
for a Jack! I have been known to hang onto a rope while being carried around the house!!
I am that strong!
Anyway, a rope is good, but a
rope anna ball is BETTER!! Buy one today!
|2 Rat Ratings
||Well, you could give
these to a CAT!
|The Buster Cube
||This toy is fun sometimes -
maybe for the inferior breeds! (Sorry Lassie!) Us Jacks are way too clever to be working
THAT hard for some kibble! We know that a cute trick or some sad eyes will get us
something even BETTER!
So, my opinion of this toy is that it's ok if you're hungry AND bored.
|Kitty Hoots Doctor Doris
||Now, this is something I needed
after visiting Dr. ShineyKnife last year. It was the V-E-T's fault I had to wear
that stoopid lampshade onna my head! grr - I could just bite him good!!
If this toy wasn't so flimsy, it would've gotten a higher rating. But, I know this
would only last about 5 minutes with me!!!!!
||I have two of these at home and
don't really find them too exciting, like this inferior breed does (sorry RatDog, this guy happens to resemble you!!).
The only time I like this toy is when Mommy loads it up with peanut
butter - but, on the flip side, that usually means I am going to be left home in my
crate!! No, I do NOT like the Kong!
|1 Rat Ratings
||Why spend your money at
|Flavored Tennis Balls
||Now, I ask you, what makes a
flavored tennis ball so great?? I would rather have 10 generic, plain tasting tennis
balls than one of these! The more the merrier!! Well, maybe it will make the breath
a little better for your hooman, but why spend the $$??
||Why is this toy dumb?
1. Vinyl + JRT = .2 seconds
2. If I wanted a hamburger, I'd get Mommy to take me to the Golden Arches for a real one!!
Q. Hey COZ! Where can I get these COOL
A: Why, at these links below, my fine
Or you can also find them at your neighborhood pet store!!
Happy Playing to ALL!